Friday, July 8, 2011

Conversations with a Toddler


Matt:  “What does a cow say?”
Allison:  “Moo!”
Matt:  “What does a pig say?”
Allison:  “Onk Onk!”
Matt:  “What does a duck say?”
Allison:  “Qack Qack!”
Matt:  “What does Swiper say?”
Allison:  “Oh, Maaaaaaannnnnn!” (Hand movement included.)*
Dying.
The kicker came when he asked what Mommy says.  Her response?  “Hug, Hug, Hug.” 
*Melts*
*Many of the people I’ve told this story to have no clue who Swiper is.  It kinda takes the fun out of telling it.  I mean, how can anyone not know Dora the Explorer’s entire life story?  That little Mexican is going to take over the world someday.

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