Wednesday, January 26, 2011

22 months

At 22 months our darling daughter can:
  • Completely undress herself.  At night.  And comfortably sleep in a puddle of pee.
  • Run at the speed of light.  Through a busy parking lot.  Giving her mother a heart attack.
  • Dress herself.  And vehemently articulate that she doesn't want to wear "that" shirt by throwing herself on the ground.
  • Sit on the potty.  But just long enough to con us out of a Skittle.
  • Help herself to a snack.  Which always consists of either crackers or raisins. 
  • Sport a full set of chompers.  Which I'm fairly convinced she doesn't utilize since I rarely see her actually "chew" her food.
  • Brush her teeth.  Or more accurately, pretend to brush her teeth.
  • Point out most of her body parts.  And return the favor by whacking us in the head and poking us in the eye.
There is another list of sweet/fun/favorable things that she does too, but I'll save that for another day.  So, The End.

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