Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Dora the Explorer Party: Cake

I’m going to start carrying around a Dora notepad (leftover party favor) so that I can jot things down as they drift through my brain. 
Although that may not fix the problem because a lot of my ideas come to me while I’m driving…  Or in the shower.  And water + paper = paper mache, not help for my incredibly shrinking brain.
But for what I lack in brain power, I make up for in cake decorating prowess.


Isn’t this like 10 levels of awesome?!
I was never particularly interested in trying fondant because, well, it tastes like crap.  Then I heard about marshmallow fondant.  It was the answer to all my prayers.
Because while I wanted to make my daughter a Dora birthday cake, there was no way I was going to spend 3 hours piping frosting to end up with carpal tunnel and a pale, cross-eyed little Mexican to show for it.

 
Warning: While mashmallow fondant tastes waaaaaay better than traditional fondant, it’s not exactly something you’ll be stealing off other people’s plates.  It’s still kinda like eating sweet play-doh.
So, let me tell you the right way to make marshmallow fondant.
Supplies:
1 16oz bag of mini marshmallows
1 2lb bag of powdered sugar
3 Tbsp water
1 hunk of shortening
corn starch
1.  Place marshmallows and water in a greased, microwave safe bowl and cook until melted, stirring every 30-60 seconds.

2.  Once marshmallows are liquified, dump in all but 1/4c of the powdered sugar and stir until it becomes “dough-like.”

3.  Dump mixture onto a greased counter and knead into a smooth dough.

I’m going to encourage you to check out Bake at 350 for a more detailed tutorial.  Because this is not what I did, as I am horrible at following directions.

Now…  My way…

Supplies:
1 16oz bag of mini marshmallows
About 1 1/3lbs of powdered sugar?  Dunno because I didn’t measure.
shortening

1.  Melt marshmallows in the microwave until they are a gooey, stringy mess.

2.  Dump in half a bag of powdered sugar and quickly realize there is no way even the Hulk could stir this bowl of cement.

3.  Remove dough to a greased counter and attempt to knead in more of the powdered sugar… Unsuccessfully.

4.  Stored greased dough in a ziploc in the fridge for 1 week, contemplating my sanity for taking on such a project.

When I removed the chilled dough to cut out the letters, I found that it would be perfectly suited for breaking windows.  After struggling to dye small chunks of the hardened dough, I decided to start nuking them to make them more pliable.  This worked great until I burned myself with scalding hot sugar.  But a mother’s love knows no bounds, so I persevered.  I managed to get all the pieces of Dora’s logo cut out using an image printed on cardstock as a template and an exacto knife.  I had hoped to also cut out a Dora, but decided to stop while I was ahead.  Enter the Dora and Boots candle.

At some point in this process, I also realized that I didn’t add the water in the first step, so I did try to go back and add the water and more powdered sugar.  It wasn’t a hugely noticable difference, but the fondant was a bit more soft and flexible.  Enough so that I had the courage to undertake covering the entire cake in fondant.  Which turned out amazingly well.

It was actually a lot of fun to do (even the tedious cutting of the letters) and I’m very pleased with the end result.  I’m really looking forward to the next birthday so I can try again!

Other lessons learned…

— If you have multiple colors, melt the marshmallows in batches and dye them before adding the sugar.  Trying to mix in the gel at the end was pretty time consuming.

— The rolled fondant isn’t going to harden entirely, so keep that in mind when you’re rolling out your pieces.  I left the logo fairly thick to give it more structure (although it still sagged a little on the unsupported sides) and rolled the cake covering thinner, using a rolling pin to move it from the counter to the cake.  I still had a little tear, but I just made that the back.

— Plan out your design ahead of time.  I discovered that I should’ve done the “A” in yellow after dying the logo background.  Green on green doesn’t show up so well.  And I wish I had done the actual cake in pink and purple.  This color combination was just thrown together and I feel like it’s a little circusey.  

But one person really liked it…

Priceless
And that’s what really matters.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Dora the Explorer Party: Party Dress

So I knew if I was going to get her into a party outfit, it better have Dora all over it since she’s not so much into clothes.  Matter of fact, she would prefer to run around naked.  But my floors are too dirty for her not to at least have socks on. 
Also, let’s face it, a 2 year old’s birthday party is less about them and more about the mom guests.  Because she has no idea what a birthday is yet.  And I wanted her to look cute (and decent), dammit!
  
When I saw this embroidery design at k. mae designs I knew it would con my child into wearing it be perfect for Allison.
It’s totally customizable, so not only is her name embroidered on it, but Dora is also wearing a “2” on her shirt.  I love that.  Because I’m a sap and 15 years from now when I’m sitting on her bed while she’s out on her first date and crying, “Waaaahhh!  But we just had her 2nd birthday party last week!  Waaaahhh!”  I’ll remember those details, down to the little “2” on her shirt.  And I’ll cry some more.
But back to the present.  When I unwrapped the package, my delicate little girl jumped on the shirt and immediately tried to put it on.  I’d call that a winner.
But k. mae didn’t stop at just the shirt.  She designed a matching skirt to complete the ensemble.  So. Stinkin’. Cute. 

And so is this.  My little birthday girl all birthdayed up.



Isn’t she just one hot mess?  She wouldn’t let me come near her with a comb…  But at least she’s a fashionably dressed hot mess.
Now if only I could get her to wear these…
Or this…
Waaaaahhhh!  When did my baby get so big?
I guess I need to accept the reality that my baby is only going to get bigger.
So, maybe I can get her to wear this???